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one // oh nooooooo [roxy was enjoying her interdimensional space travel vacation honestly. like, okay, sure she missed her friends! but she grew up as the only human being in a nearly planet wide radius since there was only this one other dude, so it isn't like she isn't used to being apart from her pals. she can still function. and waking up in a cryo tube on a spaceship is actually pretty far down on her weirdometer, all things considered. it has nothing on that candy bender she and her friends all went on that she likes to pretend isn't a thing because lord! was that embarrassing. luckily no one here knows anything about her so roxy can pretend anything she likes.
she uses this superpower of no one knowing her personally to just not talk about all the awkward embarrassing sad stuff and to instead talk up her super cool interests of wizards and cats. and wizards. and also cats. and SCIENCE. and cloning. and not alcohol. you know, super cool interests for a super cool girl. being told she can't fight is like...thank you? she's here for it? like she can throw a punch and use a rifle and some other types of weaponry because when you live past the waterpocalypse you just learn to survive and thrive but that doesn't mean roxy really likes fighting or goes looking for it.
her favorite thing is making friends and getting along with friends and having tea parties and just...chilling. she can do without the battles. so she gets this huge feeling of oh noooooo followed by of fuckin course when that alarm starts off and the ship shakes and she careens into someone else because haha what is footing when your super cool spaceship is being attacked?]
Escape pods?? Wait wait wait escape pods to, like, where? Shit, is Aly gonna be ok? [roxy grips the arm of the person she knocked into as she's straightening up. she's just touching for comfort. the novelty of touching other human beings is still kind of a thing even after her stint being around the other four and then later her momdaughter and ectoson and yadda yadda homestuck.]
two // evacuee bomb ["One unlucky(?) pod managed to hit the weapons bay of the Lethe" roxy is one of the losers on that pod now. of course she is this is exactly the way her life likes to go!! although she doesn't seem to mind exactly? like yeah crashing in an escape pod isn't exactly her idea of a good time but whatever she can roll with the punches. she floats over near to the window of the pod and peers outside. she can't see shit with all the smoke going on so she tries squinting. it fails to work.]
Ok...ok. So those of us who cannot breathe in space should probs make sure our face plates are locked and loaded before we leave the vehicular vehicle. On account of living being a positive thing to aspire to and dying being lame and not fun at alllll. [also if you're a lethe person feel free to investigate the escape pod that crashed into your ship lol whoops?? she wasn't driving she swears.]
three // stealthy traps of STEALTHINESS [man if she could punch a pirate she WOULD punch a pirate. sadly roxy is banned from pirate punching pursuits. is this how jane felt whenever she'd get grounded to her room? probably not. jane's dad was an awesome dude and would definitely let jane punch a pirate if that pirate wanted to punch her first. roxy also can't cause harm to pirates. but annoyance? annoyance isn't against the rules, right? so once she has evacuated unwillingly and gotten out of that mess she's setting up some elaborate blockades throughout the station. out of what, you ask?
perfectly generic objects. to translate the homestuck lingo: a perfect green cube. she can POOF them into existence and is using them to build elaborate fort blocks and random maze detours. it's tough to say if roxy is actively trying to be an asset or if she has gotten half distracted and is just goofing around. the way she cheerfully peers out of her fort at anyone who doesn't seem to be an angry space alien puts a tick in favor of the goofing around column though.]
Hey hey heyyyyy. Do you wanna join Fort Rolal? The rules are you must like cats. Or wizards. I will take either option. If you don't...banned. Banned for life. [roxy holds her hands apart like she's about to clap them, then pulls them further apart. another generic green cube pops into being. how many does she plan to make? who knows. if someone wants her to stay on task she may need just a little bit of help with that.]
four // after all the nonsenses have nonsensed [okay but this is like the same prompt above. except now she is building forts in the lethe. for fun and absolutely no profit because no one is paying her to build elaborate generic block forts that are sort of starting to block some of the passageways. all her hard work for absolutely no payoff at all. sue her she finds building these things kind of soothing okay!! if you want to scold you can or if you want the above invite into the fort with the rules of cats and wizards being cool insert that here yo and roxy will wink wonk at you and conscript you into her super cool fort that clearly everyone wants to get in because who doesn't like a fort. losers, that's who.]
five // just aly ship things [since there's three months of past cr bullshit to make up if you wanna thread something from in that timeframe here is a prompt where we can do that!! roxy was pink pep from the start and LOVED the sashute. like so much. an illegal stupid amount. cute cat people she is THERE...and then she thought the tecra on teclite were also pretty rad because who doesn't like cyborgs? she kind of feels like dirk would get more out of it than her but she was all around a pleasant ball of sunshine in both places. i can make up random noodle incidents for us if you hit me and ask me to randomize something or! just hit me up assuming roxy came over to bother and bug someone happily. also she spent a ton of time in the med lab poking around because that shit is cool and she loves mad medical science. the ectobiologies as it were.]
six // idk just hit me [i will take surprise tags with random happenings any day of the week. bonus points if you somehow involve cats for roxy.]
roxy lalonde // homestuck // ota (repping aly crew btw)
one // oh nooooooo
[roxy was enjoying her interdimensional space travel vacation honestly. like, okay, sure she missed her friends! but she grew up as the only human being in a nearly planet wide radius since there was only this one other dude, so it isn't like she isn't used to being apart from her pals. she can still function. and waking up in a cryo tube on a spaceship is actually pretty far down on her weirdometer, all things considered. it has nothing on that candy bender she and her friends all went on that she likes to pretend isn't a thing because lord! was that embarrassing. luckily no one here knows anything about her so roxy can pretend anything she likes.
she uses this superpower of no one knowing her personally to just not talk about all the awkward embarrassing sad stuff and to instead talk up her super cool interests of wizards and cats. and wizards. and also cats. and SCIENCE. and cloning. and not alcohol. you know, super cool interests for a super cool girl. being told she can't fight is like...thank you? she's here for it? like she can throw a punch and use a rifle and some other types of weaponry because when you live past the waterpocalypse you just learn to survive and thrive but that doesn't mean roxy really likes fighting or goes looking for it.
her favorite thing is making friends and getting along with friends and having tea parties and just...chilling. she can do without the battles. so she gets this huge feeling of oh noooooo followed by of fuckin course when that alarm starts off and the ship shakes and she careens into someone else because haha what is footing when your super cool spaceship is being attacked?]
Escape pods?? Wait wait wait escape pods to, like, where? Shit, is Aly gonna be ok? [roxy grips the arm of the person she knocked into as she's straightening up. she's just touching for comfort. the novelty of touching other human beings is still kind of a thing even after her stint being around the other four and then later her momdaughter and ectoson and yadda yadda homestuck.]
two // evacuee bomb
["One unlucky(?) pod managed to hit the weapons bay of the Lethe" roxy is one of the losers on that pod now. of course she is this is exactly the way her life likes to go!! although she doesn't seem to mind exactly? like yeah crashing in an escape pod isn't exactly her idea of a good time but whatever she can roll with the punches. she floats over near to the window of the pod and peers outside. she can't see shit with all the smoke going on so she tries squinting. it fails to work.]
Ok...ok. So those of us who cannot breathe in space should probs make sure our face plates are locked and loaded before we leave the vehicular vehicle. On account of living being a positive thing to aspire to and dying being lame and not fun at alllll. [also if you're a lethe person feel free to investigate the escape pod that crashed into your ship lol whoops?? she wasn't driving she swears.]
three // stealthy traps of STEALTHINESS
[man if she could punch a pirate she WOULD punch a pirate. sadly roxy is banned from pirate punching pursuits. is this how jane felt whenever she'd get grounded to her room? probably not. jane's dad was an awesome dude and would definitely let jane punch a pirate if that pirate wanted to punch her first. roxy also can't cause harm to pirates. but annoyance? annoyance isn't against the rules, right? so once she has evacuated unwillingly and gotten out of that mess she's setting up some elaborate blockades throughout the station. out of what, you ask?
perfectly generic objects. to translate the homestuck lingo: a perfect green cube. she can POOF them into existence and is using them to build elaborate fort blocks and random maze detours. it's tough to say if roxy is actively trying to be an asset or if she has gotten half distracted and is just goofing around. the way she cheerfully peers out of her fort at anyone who doesn't seem to be an angry space alien puts a tick in favor of the goofing around column though.]
Hey hey heyyyyy. Do you wanna join Fort Rolal? The rules are you must like cats. Or wizards. I will take either option. If you don't...banned. Banned for life. [roxy holds her hands apart like she's about to clap them, then pulls them further apart. another generic green cube pops into being. how many does she plan to make? who knows. if someone wants her to stay on task she may need just a little bit of help with that.]
four // after all the nonsenses have nonsensed
[okay but this is like the same prompt above. except now she is building forts in the lethe. for fun and absolutely no profit because no one is paying her to build elaborate generic block forts that are sort of starting to block some of the passageways. all her hard work for absolutely no payoff at all. sue her she finds building these things kind of soothing okay!! if you want to scold you can or if you want the above invite into the fort with the rules of cats and wizards being cool insert that here yo and roxy will wink wonk at you and conscript you into her super cool fort that clearly everyone wants to get in because who doesn't like a fort. losers, that's who.]
five // just aly ship things
[since there's three months of past cr bullshit to make up if you wanna thread something from in that timeframe here is a prompt where we can do that!! roxy was pink pep from the start and LOVED the sashute. like so much. an illegal stupid amount. cute cat people she is THERE...and then she thought the tecra on teclite were also pretty rad because who doesn't like cyborgs? she kind of feels like dirk would get more out of it than her but she was all around a pleasant ball of sunshine in both places. i can make up random noodle incidents for us if you hit me and ask me to randomize something or! just hit me up assuming roxy came over to bother and bug someone happily. also she spent a ton of time in the med lab poking around because that shit is cool and she loves mad medical science. the ectobiologies as it were.]
six // idk just hit me
[i will take surprise tags with random happenings any day of the week. bonus points if you somehow involve cats for roxy.]